What to Eat Wednesday: Vegan Paris

I have been asked so many times what did I eat in Paris. That’s fair. I wasn't so sure going into this trip it was going to be especially easy, and well... I was completely wrong. And I didn’t even make it to all the places I wanted to try. In the last few years, when traveling, efforts have been made to stay in Air Bnb rentals. This works out really great for having kitchens, which for me is essential at times, as I get sick of eating out on long trips. Plus it saves money. Being vegan, the hardest thing to find when traveling is breakfast, and a stop at a grocery store makes this so much easier and can ease the stress of dietary requirements. I’ve also gotten in the habit of packing a handful of things to take with such as granola/fruit bars/vegan jerky. I’ll grab chocolate and my favorite truffle oil almonds at the airport. 

Paris has plenty in the way of food for breakfast at most places, with bread, dark as night coffee, and piles of fruit. Which is most of what I ate in the mornings, both at cafes and in the apartment I was staying in. I couldn’t tell you the names of these places as I usually would just pick a cute place and get a coffee. With the exception of the morning of my arrival, when I stopped in at Shakespeare and Co.'s cafe for a very good mocha and bagel sandwich and absolutely unbeatable view of a busy French street and Notre Dame. And on a national holiday I did venture into Starbucks for a coffee since they were the only place open (it was packed full of people). 

There are countless beautiful fruit and vegetable stands, and of course, the smell of baking bread at the end of the work day (instead of mornings like most places) filling the streets as people line-up for baguette (because sometimes caricatures of things are real). I most certainly ate my fair share of warm baguette while visiting.  Strawberries are grown in France and they were hands down the best ones I’ve ever had. Paired with champagne each night (yes every night) and sometimes in the morning with mimosas made with passionfruit juice (my favorite of all the juices ever). One thing you learn when visiting Europe is that peanut butter, which is a staple of my morning diet, is not readily available. Nutella is everywhere, and much to my sadness is not vegan. But a trip to the grocery store, Franprix, that was right across the street from the apartment yielded a jar of something called Speculoos and it is amazing. I brought back some jars -- it was that good. Paired with rose jam that I bought at Versailles to see what the fuss was all about (and much to my chagrin fell quite in love with it, as well as dark chocolate made with rose petals and apples-the preferences of Marie Antoinette), it made for a wonderful treat in the morning or with that warm, after-a-long-day baguette. Really I have no idea how I’ve been living as a normal person since getting back. **A note about grocery shopping: Whereas things may not be clearly labeled as vegan, they do have labels spelling out what common allergens are in foods such as milk-so keep handy an app with translation if you don't know what those words are in French

The first long day was a trip out to Versailles. We got there early and stopped into the little cafe Angelina (in the main palace) for espresso and fruit. We wandered the grounds for quite a long time. As we headed out to Marie Antionette's Queen's Hamlet, which is a fair distance from the main palace, we came across a wonderful smelling oven in the park that was baking potatoes. They had elaborate toppings that were not vegan, but when asked for one with some oil, salt, and pepper on the golden russet cooked in an old fashion, outdoor oven-well, to say sitting on the grounds of Versailles as the sun rises above the trees while eating a wonderful treat like this was pretty ridiculously dreamy. ** I did not drink the strawberry juice as it had carmine in it and I didn't notice until after buying it.

At the end of the visit, having covered everything that was open, we ventured into the little city surrounding the palace to walk for about 10 minutes to Pur. A cafe with a sizable amount of vegan food (including chocolate pots). Much of it was premade in these adorable jars, and they were warmed up and served to you. The server attending the counter was so friendly and helpful. He spoke a bit of english, we spoke a bit of french, plus there's nothing a smile and politeness can't accomplish, honestly. Quinoa, veggies, hummus layered into the servings.

There were a couple of nights when we got back and were so wiped out that we didn't want to go to a restaurant. As luck would have it, the building we were staying in (built in the 17th Century and located in the Latin Quarter, which turned out to be an awesome place to stay) had a burrito place, Bocamexa, on the main level. And they had a vegan burrito plus guacamole and chips. Globalization at its finest if you ask me. I didn't manage to get a picture of the cute, very busy spot but I did get food there twice and was perfectly happy to lie in my bed at the end of a long day drinking champagne with my vegan burrito.

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Truly the trick to Paris and avoiding lines is to get up early and get going. Only sleeping about 5 hours a night as I was determined to see everything I possibly could while there (my brother asked me how I could consider this a vacation). One day that this was genuinely evident was the day spent at the Louvre. On certain days of the week they stay open late and I went on this day, so at one point left to have a late lunch/early dinner and then head back there. I had pretty much the healthiest meal I've ever had in my life. 

Le' bio d'Adam et Eve is about a 15 minute walk from the Louvre with the street light stops. It was lightly raining as well, so it was really charming to wander down the city streets on the way. 

They had pre-prepared salads with all the things you can think of that are good for you with tasty dressings and thankfully a chocolate pot with candied ginger on top(dark chocolate is easy to find in Paris and I brought home a lot of it).  They had sandwiches and other offerings as well. I had a half hummus sandwich with my salad and it was great to have the protein after walking so much. 

On one particular day I visited four museums(!). In between two of them dinner was had at Le Pain Quotidian. Not too far from d'Orsay, I ordered a fixed course meal that included vegan hot chocolate, dessert, salad, bread, and the main course. It was so pleasant after the long day headed into the long evening that we took our time enjoying the food. This is an excellent time to note that even when you stop for, say, french fries and a smoothie, which we did earlier in the day at Friends Burger, expect to take your time. Food is a leisurely pursuit and people linger over meals. Many places also cook at lower temperatures than here in the states, so it can take longer for things to arrive. 

Squeezed in between the presidential elections and over the national holiday in Europe of May Day, where everything was closed (except Starbucks), I spent the day at Disneyland Paris. I had done some reading about what to do about food out here, and I did bring some snacks for the day (but also there was popcorn). I pre-booked a table at the Agrabah Cafe as was recommended by some travel blogs. And that was an excellent piece of advice. Disney filled up early but also emptied early and we managed to go on nearly every ride and experience that was open. When we went to eat, people were being turned away who didn't have reservations and most of them ended up at food carts and the like. The buffet style cafe was middle eastern fare and offered a variety of vegetable curries, salads, breads, fruit, and even dessert. It was a bit expensive but that's Disney for you. At the end of the day at Disney we headed to downtown Disney to see what they had on offer and stopped for a drink at Planet Hollywood (so-all the "theme" places are American. It's really funny. A Sports bar, A Western Bar, Planet Hollywood, Starbucks, American 50's burger place). Our bartender was exceptionally sweet, and well, pretty sure that Planet Hollywood hadn't been remodeled since the 90's.

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The next three places are my favorite places we ate including the best pizza I've had in my life and I mean before I was vegan too.

First up: Raw Cakes, 100% vegan and gluten-free. A bright pink place in between visiting the catacombs and hopping a train to a cemetery, we stopped in here thinking only to find dessert but managed to have a delicious veggie burger as well. I loved my caramel baton and mint raw cake.

The next place was our most expensive and elegant meal that much to my joy FINALLY included french macarons. Gentle Gourmet is an all vegan fine dining restaurant and has been open for less than a year, but you would never know it from going there. Located on a city street corner across from the river there is lots of people watching to be done as well. The meal was superb and I had morel mushroom risotto and a blueberry caviar appetizer paired with espresso and macarons, and my companion had a sesame crusted tofu dish that was divine. And the presentation-well, just look for yourself:

The last place I am going to tell you about I ended up at because an Indian place I wanted to try was closed. I had been hoping to get here and I did not make it to the vegan burger place they also own but I do not in anyway regret my choice of pizza. 

Hank's Vegan Pizza was a magical, hip, two story joint that had pizza with a crust like a flaky croissant. It was drizzled with truffle oils, and topped with sauces and fresh veggies. The meal included a salad and fresh made vegan cookie. I do not think I can do justice to describing this pizza. It was melty, fragrant, crusty but not hard -- wonderful. I so wish there was a place like this here. I absolutely have to go back just to try the vegan burger place. The owner was working the counter and was beyond thrilled when I told him how much I loved it. (Truly lovely people in Paris.) I really think that no matter your diet, if you ate here you would be pleased.

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I was going to include the bars we stopped at and a word about Delta's vegan food but I'll save that for another time as this is so long and I am now pretty hungry and deeply regretting I can't have any of this food right now. Thank you for reading! Happy food, happy planet!

Measuring Convergence in Decades, Part 1

You reach a point when you suddenly realize you are starting to measure things in decades. You are generally surprised by such revelations, and as you awake to this startling bit of information it occurs to you that perhaps you may be living in another dimension of time that normal people do not exist in because it doesn’t feel like the years are dragging by without magic or anything remarkable happening, that you are in fact, not headed for the dreaded mid-life crisis. (Of course, there is also the possibility that you’ve just been living your life in mid-life crisis mode all along and as such you don’t have to acknowledge or deal with any sort of grown up activity short of showing up to work and keeping the minimum amount of bills paid so you can throw parties on a semi-regular basis). 
I am at this point where I am looking around noticing that I’ve been doing certain things for a while. My blog just went past 500 posts, I am well on my way to having sold 600 individual, unique pieces of handmade jewelry, I’ve produced hundreds of thousands of words of creative writing, I’ve hosted hundreds of social gatherings, large and small, and I’ve been attending Convergence for 18 years (or as I recently heard someone describe it -- Burning Man for nerds). 
Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the convention and I was genuinely surprised to learn this fact. It has me reflecting on the many years that have passed, how each one has been a singular experience, and coming to the evolving conclusion that I’ve actually learned things about myself and others from attending this Sci-Fi/Fantasy hoedown. 
I only missed the first year of the convention. I didn’t know the cities well yet, nor did I know any people here really. The handful of acquaintances that I did have thought such things were beneath them and as such I would often keep my preferences to myself, just going along with whatever they wanted to do (never a good idea as you spend countless hours bored out of your mind at baseball games and mediocre concerts) (remember: I’m a geek and a darksider-sports bore the crap out of me).  I enter the “dating scene” (for you kids this is when you go out into the world to bars, clubs and various public places to awkwardly meet people and on occasion make the dubious decision to give someone your phone number-which they would then call you. On the phone. To Talk. I know-weird-and likely the way humans do it now by app is a better use of your time). I had been out of it for a while and was only really deciding what I was looking for and one of those things I made up my mind about was that I was not going to date anyone who didn’t at least respect my love for Sci-fi/Fantasy. I was done being shamed and made to feel like an idiot because of my tastes and quite frankly, realizing that my self-esteem was so low at the time that I let people manipulate me into pretending to enjoy things I didn’t was getting frustrating. You spend a lot of your young adult life recovering from trauma that you don’t even realize that you are suffering from, so giving up the things that made life better just gets to a point where it is not worth it anymore. 
One fateful afternoon as I was dipping my toe into the shallow end of the pool of things I liked by using the internet to look up stuff I could buy on eBay that I was quite sure I needed to collect, I stumbled upon an advertisement for an event in which the Guest of Honor was going to be Neil Gaiman.
Now, I had read his work a few years before that and had adored it, but never in my young, wildest dreams had it occurred to me that at the time he was working and living around Minnesota/Wisconsin. 
So I put the event on the calendar.
I showed up to this hotel in St. Paul on a particularly sweaty afternoon and bought a badge that had some sort of image of Trinity from the Matrix on it. I had no real idea what to make of what was happening around me as the very first thing I encountered was people in costumes. And I don’t mean your ordinary run-of-the-mill Halloween costume. I mean a full-on -I doubt I could tell if you were in the movie or just pretending to be- handmade piece of artistic craft. I was beyond impressed. I meandered about the hotel a bit having no real clue what to do and went to sit in a room where Neil would be reading and talking. 
About 25-30 people joined me at some point and then the writers showed up. It was delightful to say the least. Neil was engaging and afterwards sat at the table to sign books and that weekend I went to every panel he was on and they also included writers Emma Bull and Will Shetterly talking to and speaking with some of the most nervous, geeky, flustered and shy nerds (including a girl who informed Neil she didn’t find him especially creative and he was just a total sweetheart to her and rather agreed that she was right) I have encountered and I was so, so very happy. 
I was taken underwing by a few people and shown around parties that included Klingons and futuristic cityscapes, a concert by the Flash Girls and having my first real conversation with writers I truly admired. And under the non-stop lightning and unrelenting thunder of a Minnesota summer storm-I made the plan to attend the next year……more to come….including how Convergence helped me deal with the death of my mother….

CONvergence 2017 Playlist

My original set though I had to drop a couple of songs due to time constraints. Includes source material. Pretty awesome and looking forward to doing it again.

  1. Yellow Flicker Beat performed by Lorde from the movie Mockingjay Part. 1 based on the novel Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins

  2. #1 Crush -Garbage from the movie Romeo & Juliet, story by William Shakespeare 

  3. In Your Grave -Jaymes Bullet from the movie Vampire Academy based on the books in the Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead 

  4. I Want You to Want Me performed by Letters to Cleo from the movie 10 Things I Hate About You adapted from The Taming of The Shrew by Shakespeare

  5. Kids in America- The Muffs from the movie Clueless an adaptation of the book Emma by Jane Austen (also recently featured in Riverdale)

  6. Hush performed by Kula Shaker from the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer based on the book by Lois Duncan 

  7. Let’s Do It-Joan Jett & Paul Westerberg from the movie Tank Girl based on the comics series Tank Girl  by Jamie Hewlett & Alan Martin 

  8. It’s On Again by Alicia Keys (featuring Kendrick Lamar) from the movie The Amazing Spiderman 2 based on the comic series created by Stan Lee

  9. Backdoor Lover performed by “Du Jour” from the movie Josie and the Pussycats based on the comics created by Dan DeCarlo

  10. Poker Face performed by Lady Gaga from the movie the Lightening Thief from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan 

  11. Obsession performed by Sky Ferreira from the show The Vampire Diaries based on the book series created by L. J. Smith 

  12. Choosing Dauntless by Junkie XL  featuring Ellie Goulding from the movie Divergent based on the book series by Veronica Roth 

  13. Into the Lair performed by Zedd from the movie The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones based on the book series by Cassandra Clare

  14. Tea Party performed by Kerli from the movie Through the Looking Glass based on the book Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll 

  15. Brand New Day performed by Diana Ross and Micheal Jackson from the movie The Wiz based on The Wonderful Wizard of Oz book series by L. Frank Baum

  16. Be Our Guest performed by Ewan McGregorEmma ThompsonIan McKellenGugu Mbatha-Raw from the movie Beauty and the Beast based on the book La Belle et la Bête by Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont

  17. Other Father Song performed by They Might Be Giants from the movie Coraline based on the book by Neil Gaiman

  18. Kings and Queens and Vagabonds  performed by Ellem from the show Reign inspired by the Young Royals Series by Carolyn Meyer 

  19. Breath of Life performed by Florence and the Machine from the movie Snow White and the Huntsman based on the fairy tale by The Brothers Grimm

  20. Once Upon a Dream performed by Lana Del Rey from the movie Maleficent based on the stories La Belle au bois Dormant by Charles Perrault and Briar Rose by the Brothers Grimm

For my 500th post-Vampires-obviously.

We’ve covered some heavy stuff in the last few days and Young Adult books are not all doom and gloom, so let’s talk about…HAHA Just Kidding-Yes they are! It just isn’t always nuclear war doom and gloom. Sometimes it’s dramatic, sexy, and yes everyone lives in a nice house and drives a nice car somehow even though nobody actually works doom and gloom-VAMPIRES! I generally think in the supernatural world you pick a side-zombies or vampires-and I most assuredly fall into vampires. In fact, it got to the point that I was reading so many vampire books I asked my friends and co-workers to stage an intervention if they saw me pick up one more. 
What can you do? You read Lost Souls (Poppy Z. Brite) when you’re 15 and that’s that. And no one show or movie over the last twenty years can fill the role of drama and sexy quite like the Vampire Diaries. 
The original books were first published in the early 90’s when Vampire stories were having something of a renaissance. Author LJ Smith created the series, which is set in a little place called Fell’s Church. When the rights were picked up for the show they decided to change the name of the town to Mystic Falls because the producers did not like the religious implications of the first name. (Mystic Falls is actually Covington, Georgia, where the series is filmed. That almost changed a few years ago when anti-gay rights legislation was set to be signed by the governor, but enough companies threatened to leave that the bill was dropped). Not too far into the show being filmed, author LJ Smith was fired from writing her own series after two decades because the television producers did not like the direction she was taking the story. This took a strange turn of events when the author turned to fan fiction to finish the storyline, and fans started to boycott her previous publishers and made her stories best sellers on Kindle Words. Fast forward 8 seasons and the Vampire Diaries has turned into one of the most successful vampire franchises out there, and includes another very popular spinoff: The Originals. (I somewhat prefer this one because I have a soft spot for stories set in New Orleans, because of course.)
The Vampire Diaries has all the trappings of escapist, young adult fantasy. Attractive 20-somethings playing teenagers, a mysterious small town steeped in folklore, what little evidence there is of parents of any kind is evidenced by their children discovering their long-hidden secrets of the supernatural and shenanigans from eras past, real life co-stars caught up in love triangles, being able to get up to anything at any time all while looking dashing, and last but certainly not least, a song attached to it that is instantly recognizable if you have even accidentally seen an advertisement for the show. 
Forever undecided between who to spend eternity with (which is something we all seem pretty determined to figure out at the wise old-age of 18) this song mirrors rather perfectly the story’s ability to go round and round again the sordid love affairs of the Salvatore Brothers, Elena, and later on Caroline (and occasionally throw a bone to the other people in the group of friends and cohorts) (but only dangerously flirting with outsiders never to be taken *too seriously*). Obsession is most assuredly the theme of this particular mythology. Reincarnations, prophecies, destiny, and the inescapable ill-fated love-
Sky Ferreira’s song sums it all up quite perfectly. I give you one of the *many, many* fan made videos-
(As a side note one of the things that genuinely cracks me up about the Vampire Diaries: characters are beheading one another, drinking blood, performing witchcraft rituals, drinking, smoking pot, engaging in illustrious sexual relationships-but if anyone smokes a cigarette everyone has an absolute meltdown). Enjoy! And remember-*especially* when it comes to Vampires-age is just a number.

The 100 (but really only like 20 or something)

Nuclear War. Fanatical religion. Tribalism. Treacherous A.I. Ecological Disaster. Making our children fight wars for us. Just to name a few of the elements that fuel the storylines of the show "The 100". Based on a book series by Kass Morgan, the television show "The 100" sits on a lot of lists with titles “Best Shows You’ve Never Seen” and “Most Underrated Sci-Fi Shows.” The overwhelming majority of the time I do not agree about what shows are on these lists, but in this case they are correct. 
Set a little less than 100 years after nuclear war has wiped out most of mankind, "The 100" tells the story of 4,000 survivors sent to live in a space station above the planet to ensure the continuation of the human race. Resources are scarce and they are supposed to last far beyond what they realistically can, so any crime, no matter how small, is punished by death-unless you are under the age of 18. These crimes include stealing needed meds or food, and having more than one child.
But best laid plans really are the road to hell. The ark (as the station is called) does not have what it takes to ensure the survival of anyone, much less 4,000 people, so they send 100 “prisoners” to see if Earth is in any way habitable. Here they find radioactive storms, toxic soil, warring clans, and societies that shun anyone not genetically attractive (not unlike leper colonies from history). 
Merciless in killing off of characters, somewhere near the end of episode 3 The 100 is already down to less than half. (At this point into season 3 I am surprised if anyone makes it through an episode, much less a season). 
"The 100" brings with it some of the more realistically theorized behavior of humanity after a nuclear war than I would say most shows do. In the sci-fi writing world there are genuinely only a handful of things writers seem to agree on. Humankind’s annihilation at their own hand, be it through nuclear war or ecological disaster, definitely is one of those things. And really, when you have a look around, I don’t think anyone (reasonable) would disagree that this is a possibility beyond measure these days. It also establishes once again that here on Earth we seem to have a pretty hard time learning any lessons. 
The books had not yet been published when the CW picked up the rights for the story. I didn’t know much about it when it was being filmed, but I decided to avoid watching it for some time because what little I knew about it I didn’t want spilling over into my own writing as I was rounding out completing my first sci-fi novel at the time. (This ended up being unnecessary as the stories are pretty different). 
In the first season of the show the soundtrack was comprised of popular, recognizable hit songs and it did not work. It was one the few elements keeping it from being a serious sci-fi epic, but season 2 came and that changed. 
As the kids go out into the world and discover not only do they not necessarily have any idea what morality is or what that could even possibly mean in this world they now live in, the music gets more complex and immersive. And one way this is demonstrated is by the discovery of relics of the past. And it is UNSETTLING. It’s in these moments that the nature of the story really hits home. A very good example of this is a scene when a group is headed once again to find if there is any safe passage across a stretch of land and in a moment of seemingly carefree jubilance they sing along to "Add It Up" by the Violent Femmes-a pretty familiar song in the indy rock world. It’s only then you realize how eerie the lyrics to this piece of music really are, and that 100 years from now is not much time. 
*as a side note, the linguist who worked on Game of Thrones has also worked in developing the Grounder language on "The 100" 
*I also appreciate that sexuality is a non-issue. It just is.

Katniss Everdeen

Miserable, misanthropic, reluctant, trying to do the right thing even though you don’t always want to or even know what it might be-
Of all the Young Adult books I’ve read (which numbers into the hundreds the last 10 years) and of all the movies made in the genre, no one embodies these qualities more in my mind than Katniss Everdeen. 
In the world of the Hunger Games, where the differences of status and authoritarianism is the rule, the most vulnerable of people paying the highest of price-one can’t help but notice the correlation to reality in our world where the wealthiest of us take more and more and the gap between economic classes continues to grow. The overwhelming anger this can cause is enough to make anyone want to hide away and not deal with it because who ever knows what to do to change anything? We seemingly often end up back in the same place. And Katniss Everdeen gets to live through all of this cycle. Her anger drives her and her detachment keeps her alive and her emotional reactions inspire a world. 
Unsurprisingly, due to it’s “unsatisfactory religious content”, sexual implications, and seemingly violent political messages, this book has become one of the most challenged pieces of writing out there. In 2013 it hit the #5 spot on the list of books people tried to ban. As such, I think one of my most joyous moments as a reader was helping buy an entire classroom full of kids a copy of the first book. 
These books are important. Our society tries very hard to stomp the rebellious spirit out of us as we grow older, and never more so than when we are teenagers. In a lot of ways the Hunger Games trilogy is not a new set of stories but simply a retelling of a world that has a very difficult time learning its lessons. 
Reality television dominates the world that Katniss inhabits-sound familiar? 
Suzanne Collins used as reference many of her father’s own hunting and foraging books as well as his knowledge he acquired growing up in the Great Depression. He also served in the Vietnam war and this had a big impact on her family growing up. 
Not all that long ago I was talking with someone who felt uncomfortable saying they didn’t like the movie “since it was so popular.” I countered with explaining that it’s not the type of movie you like. Kids are killing kids to survive, it’s not a story to entertain you, it’s a story to make you think. 
So as you have your celebrations today, with all the things that people enjoy on this day: hot dogs & hamburgers (created in Germany), apple pie and soda (created in England), cold beer (so old-think Mesopotamia, read: Ancient Iraq) and of course fireworks (invented where else but China?) consider what it means that we have an administration with implications of an election having been influenced by a foreign government and a president demanding to see the most sacred of documents in a democracy-the voter rolls- and recall what author Suzanne Collins hoped to accomplish with the Hunger Games which was, "questions about how elements of the book might be relevant in their own lives," like not taking your next meal for granted and being politically aware. 
It’s not really a secret where the ideas for these stories come from. With that I give you Lorde’s excellent cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World from the movie Catching Fire in the Hunger Games series. 
(If you need something a little lighter to do with the Hunger Games I recommend looking up the Onion’s review of Catching Fire)

White Rabbit

In continuing with giving a glimpse of my upcoming dj set at Convergence.

If you know me even a little bit it would be no surprise to know this post is about Alice in Wonderland. At this point in my life I own over 50 different editions of the book everything from a replica of the original manuscript (which does not leave England) to the challenging interpretation(and often banned) version written By Alan Moore, Lost Girls. 
White Rabbit most assuredly sits amongst my favorite all time songs. Although, I would suspect not for the reasons one might assume. 
It is a story that has influenced everything from The Matrix to Guillermo Del Toro’s work and has numerous movie versions, the most recent ones being those produced by Tim Burton. Many people took issue with these movies and I can definitely see that point of view. And I do also fall into the category of people who feel at this point Tim Burton’s interpretations of others’ work is not particularly good. 
However, there is some charm and merit to be found in the most recent movie Through the Looking Glass (and I might add a particularly enjoyable soundtrack). This film touches on the treatment women received throughout Victorian Times for not bowing to the conventions of society. Where anything out of the ordinary was an indication of mania or hysteria. In addition, Alice’s resolve to help her friend the Mad Hatter and making the impetuous decisions of a young person which often lead to unexpected consequences despite good intentions- a part of growing up that is very real. 
At this point in my search for music I could likely play an entire evening of only Alice in Wonderland theme songs and none more so than covers of White Rabbit. 
The original, of course, being that written and performed by one of my favorite vocalists, Grace Slick. 
This was the first song written for Jefferson Airplane by Grace Slick. At the time she wasn’t officially a part of the band and had another job until a producer bought out her contract with another company for $750 so she could become a full member. The song was released in 1967, the height of counter-culture in the 60s, a time in our history most notable for protesting the Vietnam War. (People quickly took to the song as being an anthem for the use of drugs, most pertinently LSD.) She was brought on to be a part of Jefferson Airplane because the other members wanted someone who was outspoken and aggressive.
This, however, was not the point or the intention of why she wrote this song. 
She maintained throughout her career that she wrote the song not to only encourage people to continue to expand their education (as noted by the lyric “Feed your head”) but to also point out the great hypocrisy she always felt came from parents reading kids stories like Alice in Wonderland that do reference drugs (Peter Pan, Wizard of Oz- being two other notable classics that do so as well) and then to punish them for experimentation and exploration as they grew older rather than educate them. 
Despite being a song that has maintained a cult status since its release, the highest it ever reached on Billboard was #8. 
Grace Slick is currently retired from music but still makes a living off of White Rabbit and runs a one-woman art show where her most popular series of paintings are based on Alice in Wonderland.
I came across this fan-made video of clips from the movie with Pink performing White Rabbit live at one of her shows. (She performs a different song on the soundtrack). I was surprised to find I liked her cover a great deal and read not all that long ago that so did Grace Slick. I might add, they nearly left it off the album altogether thinking it would never catch on…

In Which I am Going to Dj at Convergence

To be clear, I was never under any illusion that trying to dj was an easy task. As a party host/long time club-goer-if you put even a bit of effort into doing anything really- it’s a lot of work (and also money but that’s a conversation for another time). 
However, now that I’ve been learning not just the gear but what it means to put together a specific idea for a set, I can tell you with certainty this is a wonderful but complicated and time-consuming craft. I was someone who liked to dig for music already, but getting into something that’s niche as is fantasy/sci-fi/horror music soundtracks specifically based on books for Young Adults -well, let’s just say my next book isn’t done yet because I decided to give this a try too. Yeah that’s it. 
I wanted to share a little bit about what I’ll be attempting on Friday night by sharing videos and clips from movies in the theme. I decided for Sunday to start with something from The Wiz because as a kid growing up it was one of the few things I recall watching on TV from time to time, particularly on Sunday for family movie days. It was a pretty big deal because of course when we are honest we know that there there is not enough inclusiveness in the scifi/fantasy world -especially in movies. And really, when you know what you want to do and you know who is going to come I do not see the point in throwing a party if you are not even going to try to have something for everyone. 
SO I start here. 
A few things about the books and movies:
The Wiz is based on the 14-book series that started with The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum in 1900.
The first Oz movie was not a commercial success even though the books were a smashing hit.
The Wiz also didn’t start as a box office success but did end with critical success including garnering 5 Oscar Nominations. 
In the books Dorothy’s shoes are not red. They are silver. Diana Ross wore silver, Judy Garland wore the red ones.
L. Frank Baum worked for women’s suffrage. 
The Wiz is when Michael Jackson started to learn choreography, which he took very seriously. 
Quincy Jones, who put together the music for the film, never left the set. 
There was backlash over this movie as people called it a movie “for black people” rather than a movie with “black stars” and it had a direct effect on the film’s original box office take and distribution. 
Set in modern environments, the film pays tribute to the director’s home city by featuring landmarks like the Brooklyn Bridge and Coney Island. 
I picked this particular clip because I never recalled seeing it in the times that I watched The Wiz on TV as a child. I came to learn that it was, in fact, edited out because it was “too sexy.” 
Considering this is a scene about opioid flowers I’m not sure the hot ass ladies are the problem but you can decide for yourself. I present “The Poppy Girls”.

Weekend Roadtrip: Nelson-Atkins Art Museum

I have a wishlist of museums I hope to visit. I got the chance a couple of months to mark some big ones off the list by visiting Paris(where else?) and was so overwhelmed at times with joy and excitement it actually brought tears to my eyes. Traveling is a big deal to me. In this world of -been there-done that -posted it on social media-it can seem like there's nothing left out there that is new for anyone. This is not true of course and that perception can be somewhat disheartening. And in reality less than 20% of the world's population ever gets on a plane(another disheartening fact). It is a privilege to travel and I don't think I am ever going to stop feeling that way. The more I do it the more I want to do it. Genuinely the more I want everyone to do it. It does on the whole seem to make us better people. Yes, there are exceptions to this rule but I have yet to take any trip that I didn't get something out of it. Learned something, experienced something. Big or small. Short or long. Everywhere has something to offer. I've written a few times about Kansas City here and here and this is one more post to encourage you to visit sometime because there was nothing that was more of a delightful surprise than visiting the Nelson-Atkins Art Museum

I knew there was an art museum in KC, I just had no idea how lovely it truly is until I got there. It's also fairly sizable and I enjoyed my time here a great deal. It opened in 1933 and has somewhere around 30,000 pieces of art in it's collection. Some of the exhibits are set up as though you are entering temples and cloisters and that adds to the atmosphere. I was there when a big, dramatic storm was rolling in over the city as well. Being in a museum when it's raining is one of my favorite ways to spend a day(or night).

What to Eat Wednesday: Vegan Ice Cream and Milkshakes in the Twin Cities.

People have no idea how good they've got it now. The first time I had some sort of vegan ice cream at the now defunct Mud Pie it was called Oatscreme and it was awful. I didn't try another dairy free dessert for sometime after that and I was pretty skeptical of anything put in front of me. I remember having a similar reaction the first time I had a rice based sour cream. Good grief, just dreadful. It's like those people who tell you carob is like chocolate. NOPE. This is one of the foulest lies in all of human existence.

There were sorbets but seriously *yawn*. Sorbet is not the same as a rich, wonderful ice cream and we all know it. 

Many things in the world seem like they might not be making progress but when it comes to vegan ice cream and treats that's not the case. So at least we have something to soothe our troubled souls. 

For those of you in Minneapolis some of these are pretty obvious but others are a little bit more under the radar. 

Let's start with Izzy's Ice Cream. Izzy's has two locations: one in St. Paul and one in downtown Minneapolis. I've been to both many times. On a hot summer day there is usually a very, very, long line. They have a pretty decent number of vegan flavors. Some are sorbets and are better than your average and of those my favorite is the passionfruit. But they also have ice cream and it is wonderful. My favorite is the peanut butter chocolate followed closely by the blueberry. They offer a sugar cone that is vegan and a gluten free cone as well. They will wash scoops/use a new one for you. The kids that work there are great. You can also click their website for up to the minute flavors on offer. The strawberry vegan ice cream this time of year most especially is beyond. The strawberries being fresh and all. I like going to the downtown one because you can go to the park right next to it.

Next we'll head over to Milkjam. The newest spot of the bunch and currently has my favorite flavor: Black-a chocolate for the darkest at heart. It really is perfect. They have a variety of unusual flavors that are vegan including a Champagne, Curry, Banana Peanut Butter with Oreo, Coconut, Very Berry. They offer a vegan cone and cups. You can try what you like before you decide. The donuts for the ice cream sandwiches are not vegan. However, for my birthday last year someone went and got me vegan donuts and made me ice cream sandwiches and I could only eat a half. So maybe it's not the worst thing. The lines here in summertime get really long and there's not much seating so be warned. It is worth it for sure but be prepared to wait when it's hot.

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Since we're in the area we'll go to The Wedge Coop. The coffee/juice bar offers coconut soft serve in a cone and vegan shakes. I love, love the peanut butter chocolate shake(yes, I am a chocolate freak)(Also extremely helpful for PMS and bad moods). Occasionally they will have vegan oatmeal cookie ice cream sandwiches and in March they have vegan mint shakes. For PRIDE they had rainbow sprinkles. Good stuff. And not unlike Dairy Queen from when you were a kid (but better).

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If you find yourself out at the Mall of America because sometimes it can't be helped and you know, the Lego store is out there-there is a bit of a hidden surprise. Paciugo Gelato has a whole bunch of vegan flavors. Many of them are water based so they are really low-calorie too. These are franchises so different ones offer different flavors. Some of my favorites are the coffee, limoncello, berry. The fun part of this is even in a small cup you can get up to three different flavors. On the weekends they tend to get cleaned out, I sadly learned the hard way. But if you are out there during the week you'll have your pick.

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It took so many years but Ben and Jerry's is finally carrying vegan flavors. They have pints in stores but at the Ben and Jerry's in Calhoun Commons they also have a few available for cones and a milkshake made with almond milk. The PB and Cookie shake is so decadent and so delicious. Even the small size I ended up sharing because it is rich (and dreamy). I walk around the lakes when I get these because these are NOT low-calorie.

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you might not know as well.

The first being Wok in the Park. 

A favorite place for dinner and dessert. They almost always have vegan coconut and mango sorbet and they have Chinese donuts that the chef will put together a vegan version for you. But every now and then they also have a vegan chocolate cake (sweet merciful crap) and even more rarely but not any less delightful: vegan strawberry ice cream with strawberry rhubarb pie. *Always ask* if dessert is your thing. The staff here is wonderful and they have no problem doing what they can to accommodate you.

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A favorite coffee and breakfast place with friends is Bad Waitress. I should say I have not been to the new location yet. But the original is a good, old standby and in the last couple of years started to carry vegan chocolate cake from the Wedge and vegan vanilla and chocolate milkshakes. They are old-fashion style and they are huge. They don't have a vegan whipped cream but really you don't need it, you're gonna get a lot already.

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I think of French Meadow as a fancier place to eat. Most likely because it tends to be on the more expensive side of casual dining. They are of course, known for their bakery and in the last few years especially have made more and more vegan (and some gluten free) items available. My personal favorite being the rose cake which you can also get with their vegan vanilla custard. The custard is creamier than your regular vegan ice cream and French Meadow uses quality ingredients and it genuinely shows in their treats. The custard comes served with a vegan caramel cookie normally but if you request it you can get it with whatever you like as this is another place with a great and accommodating staff.

I know there's more out there and I am getting to them. In between exercising. 

At Home with Monsters: My favorite pieces in the exhibit.

The At Home with Monsters exhibit has no doubt been written and photographed more times than pretty much any art exhibit ever. I am no exception here. I went to see the exhibit three times spending many hours examining, reading, photographing and trying to soak up every detail I could from the magnificent collection. Not the least of which was Del Toro’s personal notebooks. I didn’t get my creative life off the ground until much later in my adult life. It is one thing I do wish that had happened and I try very hard not to wish for things. Only to work towards them. I did not grow up in any kind of environment that allowed for what was considered something so frivolous and a few times as I got older (into my early 20’s) I had a couple of boyfriends who informed me I had no talent and shouldn’t be bothered. And for some time I didn’t. I was surrounded by creative people and their talent intimidated me and I was quite sure I would never be one of them. 

Then I just stopped worrying about it and started to do things. I can’t even say exactly why but I know part of it was that I just got tired of not creating anything and only consuming it. Don’t get me wrong, I am critical as hell of myself and I am nowhere near where I hope to be someday but I no longer wish for it and I try hard not to worry about empty, critical comments. Genuine critique sure but someone just being an ass, nope. It takes time to learn the difference but once you do, you sort of just smile and shrug. Possibly make sarcastic remark. Go about your business. 

I am drawn to the weirdoes for inspiration. We have reached a peak in the creative world where the weirdoes have really taken over too. Monsters, fairy tales, superheroes, villains, etc…all the things we were shunned for when we were younger all sit on top of the popular culture heap. 

Del Toro’s work is certainly for outsiders but it turns out that the outsiders number into the many thousands and even millions at this point. The universal appeal of the monster that lives in us all is something he has genuinely been able to communicate to the world. And that monster doesn't make us bad. And that brings comfort to many souls. 

His unusual upbringing which includes odd things like his father winning the Mexican National Lottery and growing up in a tumultuous part of Mexico- that at one point his father was actually kidnapped and the family had to pay ransom to get him back- twice, brings with it a not ordinary point of view. Del Toro’s work is a wonderful example of how not white washing everything in the states keeps storytelling from growing stale. It’s not a secret that the horror, fantasy and sci-fi genre can sorely lack inclusiveness and for some reason that I have yet to comprehend this is a subject of battlement with some caucasian writers(can you hear my eyes rolling, I wonder).

I am so glad I got this peek into his personal world. His commitment to his art. His success in a world that does not make it easy for the weirdoes. Even though the weirdoes always tell the best stories. Literally, we all know this-with that here are some photos of my favorite pieces from the At Home with Monsters Exhibit.

Weekend Road Trip: Salisbury House in Des Moines, Iowa

I recently shared with you some places to get vegan food in Des Moines, Iowa. Now I will share with you something interesting to do while you are there. 

I am someone who likes to tour old mansions, castles, etc...I have found that all the books, all the websites and all the museums are wonderful but they do little to demonstrate to you what everyday life was like for people. Even wealthy people. Of course another reason to tour these big old houses is to see art and artifacts that no one even knows is out there half the time.  I will say at this point in the post that I draw a line at plantations. I will not tour historic plantations. I just cannot bring myself to do it. There is nothing beautiful about them to me. I have toured places where slaves were held and forced to live and since that point I just cannot romanticize in any way living like a "southern belle" on a large piece of land and in a mansion built on human bondage. Believe me, I am aware of the dark stories of many of the historical properties of the world but for my own personal being, the stain of slavery in America is one that I cannot ignore particularly well. 

I also am starting to wonder at this point in my life to the wisdom of all these old, empty properties when so many live without in this world of plenty. And there are a lot of them. I have often joked whenever I know I will be near a small town to look up the "the jackass who moved away, made money and moved back to show off how much better he was than everyone else" and this is pretty much true everywhere. 

The one thing that seems to be good about some of these places is that they do host charitable events, community events, field trips for children, etc...Versailles now belongs to the people of France, for example and all the lands are parks open to everyone. 

Salisbury House is such a place. Built in five years for $1.5 million and furnished for another $1.5 million dollars between 1923-1928, the Weeks family who owned the now defunct Armand Make Up Company acquired some 10,000 objects, books and antiquities to furnish the 42 room 22,000 sq. ft. home. As is often the case, a downturn in economics as well as family tragedy cost them their fortune. Including one of the sons being in a car accident that killed someone. The house is an odd mashup of styles which is not often how they are decorated. Usually one style will be chosen and it will be demonstrated throughout the house. This one has Italian influence, Gothic Tudor, the eldest daughter's room was fashioned after a room at Versailles (of course-pretty common for the well-to-do), etc...The outside of the house is modeled after Salisbury House in England which was built in the 15th century. 

Many of the objects have been sold to pay the bills but they are slowly being reacquired. 

I recently found two pieces of Armand makeup that I have added to my historical collection of objects. They are nearly a 100 years old and since I have a book by the name of Armand El Dorado-

Well, it seemed fitting.

Wunderkammer: Paleontology and Comparative Anatomy Gallery in Paris

On a particularly rainy day on my trip to Paris I set out to visit somewhere unusual. Paris is most romanticized for it's lovely spring days and blossoming pink trees but if you ask me the city's beauty is really in the rain. The grey buildings with their slate blue tops and old world architecture set against the drama of the clouds give the city the ethereal feel of walking in a dream. The diffused light brings the flowers and greenery startlingly to life. You are wandering in a painting. The expectation of a mysterious stranger set to lead you on an adventure is not so unrealistic on these days. 

The influence of the Victorian Era is evident everywhere in Paris. As one of the greatest times in modern history for the pursuit of research and art with Paris as one of the culture centers of the world it makes a good deal of sense. Many people associate the Victorian Era with strange death practices and stuffy clothing but in reality there have been few times in history that the advancement of science has ever been greater. Of course this was not without a price as the damage done to the environment by the Victorians was one that can never be undone. But if only they had known then what we know now- I suspect a good deal more care would've been taken to assure the legacy of the world. The planet and nature was something that was to be conquered and tamed. Not left the way it was to grow and evolve. It wrought a lot of destruction to land, oceans, humans and animals alike.  But in their own way, they treasured the planet and all it had to offer. And a number one priority to many of them was to try to educate the population of the cities from which they hailed. 

Many of them chose to do this by bringing back specimens from trips and voyages from the far reaches of the lands. They would keep them in different collections in their homes or smaller museums. Then in 1898 a group of people got together and built one of the most comprehensive collections of paleontology in the world as well as fossils and thus The Gallery of Paleontology and Comparative Anatomy was born. One of 14 different museums and libraries put together by this society it stands out for it's absolutely unreal exhibits and collections.  I visited a handful of these institutes as well but this particular one was just beyond comprehension. And truthfully besides knowing the things I could see here, I also wanted to visit the site where one of my favorite movies was filmed The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec

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The main path in the gardens that leads to a dozen different museums. The large building you see is the Grand Gallery of Evolution. For another post.  Here we turn left...and see this upon entering..

What to Eat Wednesday: Kansas City, MO (and one little trip to KC, Kansas)

I wasn't sure what to expect from a visit to Kansas City, MO. Truthfully, it wasn't a place I had thought much about at all.  So when I got there and found good food, cool shops, amazing museums and great coffee I was really happy. I should at this point in my life not be surprised to find cool things in the Midwest. People don't think much of it usually as the coasts and Las Vegas get all the attention. But if you have a bit of a sense of adventure you can find some awesome stuff out here. I mean now everyone wants to go to House on the Rock so there you go. 

I didn't eat out a whole lot in KC because I had an AirBnB apartment and being able to cook at "home" especially on trips that are a week or so long or more- I really appreciate. Don't get me wrong I obviously love to eat out but I also try to watch my salt intake and calorie intake and consume a certain amount of fresh food per day. 

With that said I can start with a link to a natural grocery I went to in KC, Kansas and picked up some stuff. I really like going to co-ops and things in other cities because you can find local/regional things you can't get at home. I almost always end up bringing something back from the grocery store. A trip to Nature's Own provided some of those things including regional coffee beans to bring back. 

I know KC is famous for it's barbecue but as a vegan this is not something I was looking for and as I looked into what to eat in KC I found a pretty big, thriving international community. There was a lot to pick from but hours being limited here and there narrowed some of my options at times. One place I did go in the international market area was Bo Ling's Chinese. I made it there just before they were going to close down until dinner but they took no issue with that and seated me. The server was a charming, little human who had no problem answering all my questions and double checking information, something I always appreciate in a new place. I had a yummy green bean stir fry which as it turns out is some of my favorite stir fry. I always thought I hated green beans having grown up on the brown, mushy ones from cans but I love a fresh green bean (or 20) and if it can be flash fried in a wok with some spice, all the better.  And of course, pot stickers. I could eat about a hundred veggie pot stickers in a sitting.  I don't but I could. They had an adequate fresh spring roll. I have to say adequate because nothing lives up to my favorites. These are acceptable *no issue* except the they are not from Vo's in Minneapolis. Not the spring rolls fault at all.

My favorite place I ate at in Kansas City was Eden Alley. An all vegetarian/vegan cafe with lunch, dinner and a rotating brunch menu. I ate there twice. Once for lunch and once for brunch. I also ate outside on a patio surrounded by Spanish style architecture. It was quite lovely.

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For lunch I had a potato burrito, pita hummus plate and raw chocolate avocado pie.

I had one of the most fabulous french toast dishes I've ever had with grilled orange slices and chocolate chips.

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I highly recommend this stop on your trip to KC. 

There are a lot of little corner bars and restaurants offering up many un-vegan friendly treats but luckily for me there was some yummy french fries and cocktails to be found right on the corner of the apartment I was staying in. French fries for me at this point are mostly just a vacation treat. I don't eat them much anymore which is very different from when I was younger. 

They made really confident and well-put together cocktails. I am so super picky about this now. I don't drink much and my personal life is filled with people who are exceptional drinks makers so when I go out I am often disappointed. These were good. So stop into The Phoenix KC for a salty and sweet break. Vacation is for making bad choices and you might as well do it in style. Tasty, tasty style.

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Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory

Facebook reminded me of this from a year ago-I forget that this happened. It can be so easy to get mired down in your missteps and failures you can’t see the successes. Some of the best advice I was given by a different *very successful* writer was to celebrate every victory *no matter how small*. I don’t always remember to do this and I should. Don’t get me wrong: don’t stop being critical of yourself because otherwise you won’t get better. But try not to let it become such a force in your life that you also never realize when you’ve gotten better or worse yet-it paralyzes you. This is something I am definitely working on. As well as using the critic voice and instinct and learning to trust it. For example in my case, I am currently in the process of redoing the first chapter of my first book because it is arduous(it is being rewritten for submission to different publishers) and when I read it again the first time(I might add I had already rewritten it 2 other times and thought I was done with it this time) I couldn’t figure out how to change it but my gut was telling me it wasn’t right. I finally set it aside convinced I couldn’t “kill my darlings” as the saying goes and really you don’t have to kill them. BUT you sure as hell better be ready to edit and rewrite them over and over. I recently had another example of my seeing something as a failure when actually it wasn’t: in recent conversation about my currently printed novels and being told they did well. I didn’t see it that way and said, “but none of them made it into the top 10.” It was then pointed out to me that everything I have put out thus far has made it into the top 100 and was followed with, “do you have any idea how many books there are in the world? On Amazon?” I didn’t and then I was informed somewhere around 2-3 million. Most with very large publishing houses behind them. It was nice to hear that but of course, it wasn’t enough. It’s called a creative process for a reason and until you get into the deep shit of it you don’t really get it. You are never going to pull the perfect book(album, painting, sculpture, etc…) from your ass the first time and if you do, then what? Then nothing. You cease to exist. 
Celebrate the successes, no matter how small. There’s plenty of failures to stew in for later.

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And if you are so inclined you can get my ebook here.

Minnesota Monday: Niagara Cave

Some years ago I learned that the geology in Minnesota and Wisconsin is some of the oldest rocks and sediments in the world. There's no earthquakes here that disturb or move anything since the areas sit on a fairly solid deposit of Iron bedrock. Now I bring up something that I should've addressed a while ago when someone said something negative to me about one of my cave posts in the past:  if you're one of those people who thinks earth is only 6,000 years old, I do not have time for you. It is not. It is millions and millions and millions of years old. It is so old that humans are still learning how old it is because in the short time we have been on this planet we have yet to uncover everything there is to find and there is no scientific proof that the planet is only 6,000 years old. That is "faith" based proof and I am not in the slightest bit interested in it. And if you want to deride scientists and all the hard work they do you can do it in your own time. My mother used to tell me that of course, scientists were doing God's work and why wouldn't he want credit for some of his smartest children? And I grew up in Texas, attended church multiple times a week and no one-not once -told us that creationism was literal. The story of God creating the Earth in 6 days and resting on the 7th was a simple way to explain a very complicated and divine idea. One that humanity could not grasp on their own since they were not God. It was never used to slander our teachers or our scientists. So no, I will not respond to negative comments about such things anymore. 

You do what you need to do to find peace in your heart but this probably isn't a post for you if you think that way. 

That said I move onto one of the coolest things I did in Minnesota last year and that was visit Niagara Cave.  I have long been an amateur cave explorer and rock collector. I have no illusions to being an actual spelunker or hard-core adventurer but I do like a good hike and I do like a good rock formation. It turns out that Minnesota has pretty cool caves including this one which has an underground waterfall in it. You'll see it not too long after going underground and once you do and start to move through the cave-that's when things get really interesting. The cave is lined with fossils and formations that have been cut through by water. Some of them get super narrow and go high up. It is an absolutely fascinating walk. The guide pointed out corners shaped like the Titanic and that looked like an elephant. And they do have their place to take you for absolute darkness. All of the caves I have visited thus far seem to have this spot and it's always funny if there is a kid on the tour because they always say something silly when it gets totally dark. One time a kid growled which made me laugh. It's a couple of hours for a visit if you want to do the tour, mini-golf, picnic, etc.. worth it absolutely. The gift shop I might add had a pretty great selection of treasures to bring home....

My pics are a bit dark cuz, yeah, cave. I do sometimes wonder if I might not mind living in a cave far underground -although I'd miss the rain and snow. Though not the heat. No thank you summer time. Which is a good way to tell you that it is usually pretty cool (temperature wise) in these places if you need a break from the heat. Also-this place was found by pigs. True story. Seriously you should go. Also pigs are awesome. If clumsy.

What to Eat Wednesday, Des Moines, Iowa

If you happen to find yourself in Des Moines, Iowa and you happen to find yourself vegan much like I did not all that long ago, allow me to proffer a couple of options for food. Des Moines is a college town and Iowa is an oddly progressive place with what some might consider backwards politics. They don't seem to work together well all the time but really that has no place in this particular post about soft-shell tacos and vegan pizza. You just sort of can't miss those little factors if you pay even a tiny bit of attention. My previous trip to Iowa had been to Cedar Rapids and was also quite enjoyable. But yet there were talks of politics that included being grateful for FEMA and criticizing the sitting president for saying we should all help each other. All over my locally prepared vegan breakfast. So-yes-odd. 

First place that I stopped in at was Fong's Pizza. A white person's idea of a Polynesian bar and pizza place. No problem. We have one of those here in Minneapolis and we like it too. 

Fong's doesn't have much in the way of vegan food but they do have a vegan pizza which is pretty rare vegan creature off in the lands of the wild Midwest. Used to be that vegan pizza was one of the unicorns of vegan food alongside donuts and cheese. They serve a cracker crust pie covered in salty vegan cheese and well, I liked it. The decor is silly and the server was mildly unhelpful but not rude. It was a perfectly fine place for an unhealthy, yummy, road trip meal.

The next place I ate I really liked a lot. Tacopocalypse is a smart, little place with a menu of a variety of vegan offerings. And of course, they have guacamole. Avocados are the one way in which I am absolutely a basic bitch and I eat a lot of them. I had a spicy tofu plate that I enjoyed a great deal and I would absolutely go here again. 

SO if you happen to find yourself on what seems like an unvegan friendly stretch of land:

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Remind yourself that all those fields around you are filled with corn and soybeans and it's going to be ok.

A Visit to My Sister

Life is busy and overwhelming. With the 24 hour news cycles on top of that we are plied with more misery than ever before. It can make you feel like there's no possible way to help anyone ever. 

The helpless feeling is not one that I really can live with and as such the last few years most especially I have been looking for easy ways to contribute to organizations and people who are trying to make the world a bit less horrible. With the internet filled to the brim with information it's not all that difficult anymore to take a few minutes and look up the ethics of a business. I personally am glad for that because I am pretty tired of giving my money to people who are ruining the world and it seems almost unavoidable at times to not give your money to some jerk who is going to buy a fourth house and yacht. 

One of the ways I am incorporating this practice more into daily life is in my gift giving. I am looking for places who have good track records on ethics or support things that I care about and My Sister is one of those places. It's an organization who makes and carries gifts and apparel that is feminist oriented and uses it's funds in the fight against sex-trafficking. One opened in Minneapolis not all that long ago and I stopped in for a visit when looking for a gift for a friend. 

They had great tops and stretch pants as well as other little treats. And if you're one of the people out there protesting especially in this heat-this is a good place for shirts to wear. The gifts I gave from here went over well I might add. People seem to really appreciate knowing you thought of them in a way that would contribute positively and that is a nice feeling.  Stop in some time or visit the website My Sister.

Climate Change

I would really like to have something deep and profound to say about climate change and helping the planet survive humans. 

I don't have much to say that hasn't been said already and really I am not important enough in any way for anyone to care what I think about much of anything these days.

No problem.

What I do know is that I love nature and getting to see flowers and rain and trees and animals. I've seen humpback whales and dolphins and blue morpho butterflies. I've been in the Grand Canyon and on a volcano.

I love the lake by my house and the deer that roam through it. 

All these things mean so much to me and I can't understand how it is that others do not care. And even intentionally destroy these things and living creatures. I am weary of a lot of humanity these days. The funny thing is I have no long term investment in this planet. I have no children and as such no grandchildren. Yet I care very deeply about it's future.

I am not going to pretend I am some paragon of green living but there are things I do try and do consistently to help. I wonder often if everyone would pick three things to change and commit to how it would help our planet and in the long term themselves. Keep our air clean and our water drinkable, things we all need. It seems in many ways America especially is moving backwards. Maybe that's not the case and most of us stand on the same side to go forward. Numbers suggest that most of the country believe and want action taken on climate change. Somehow (I say somehow though I know it's not much of a mystery) we've managed to put in power people who do not care about anything as long as they line their pockets and apparently many houses with gold bars. This is the legacy they want? Who is going to be around to care? The "greatest" figures in our history often protected nature and parks. And yet...I could write 'and yet' about a million times.....

Here is a nice, clipped article on a few small things you can do to help: Fight Climate Change

I also have a short fairy tale for sale that is a fundraiser for the Climate Science Legal Defense Fund: here on Amazon and here on iBooks

I doubt I am helping but who am I not to try somehow.